Legal Troubles Quotes

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.

Possession isn't nine-tenths of the law. It's nine-tenths of the problem.

No one ever laid out the sequence of events that led to my mother being prosecuted and imprisoned for alleged welfare fraud.

There are popular celebrities, there are unpopular celebrities and then there are the walking dead. You know the walking dead when you see them: they look like Mel Gibson, still striving for drunken charm in an L.A. County mug shot, after getting picked up on a DWI charge that included anti-semitic slurs directed at the police.

Michael Cohen is the furthest thing from a victim.

We're involved right now in some very significant legal battles and it would be the wrong thing for me to do to step out in the middle of those battles.

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

There's a pattern when tours start - a pattern of infighting, of making up, of breaking up, of addiction. There's a pattern of going to jail. There's a pattern of passion for music.

I have been arrested time and time again, and my colleagues, too. I cannot guarantee that I'll not be arrested again. But it's not something that weighs on my mind. I'll do what I can while I'm free. If they arrest me again, I'll do what I can while I'm under arrest.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

Mike Webster lost all his money or, maybe, gave it away. He forgot. A lot of lawsuits. Mike Webster forgot how to eat, too. Soon, Mike Webster was homeless, living in a truck, one of its windows replaced with a garbage bag and tape.

Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles.

I hear that Brooke Ashley is also pressing charges. I don't know how she can prove anything. How can they prove anything, whether it's true or not, that I'm the one that infected her?

Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer.

I really was in jail with Robert Downey Jr.

Man, I just feel blessed... I was in a situation where the only way I could come out of it was by putting my faith in God. No matter how good my lawyers were, no matter how much celebrity I had, everything was just stacked up against me.

I'd been arrested many times by then. I'd been an organizer, so many things had changed over those three years [from 1965 till 1968].

I cannot comment on any player who has ongoing criminal charges and legal situations.

Prosecution I have managed to avoid; but I have been arrested, charged in a police court, have refused to be bound over, and thereupon have been unconditionally released - to my great regret; for I have always wanted to know what going to prison was like.

Half of Louisiana is under water and the other half is under indictment.

I've been to some Hollywood parties where things have happened, and people have probably needed to get a good lawyer.

Law sutes consume time, and mony, and rest, and friends.

Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.