Leslie Jordan Quotes

My pop did a little time.

I'm not a fugitive anymore. Never will be in the future. After spending five years in jail, you learn your lesson. I never want to return there.

I had been imprisoned three times and had twice been incarcerated in a madhouse.

I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles.

I will be really happy once I have done my jail time. I can start fresh.

Jail is much easier on people who have nothing.

My men were caught by the police tonight. I will probably be going to jail.

All of us have made mistakes in our lives, but only some of us have had to pay for the mistakes. [By going to jail.]

I can confirm that I have been released from prison.

My father was jailed off and on for seven years.

I still forgive him, because by doing what he did, he made it famous.

I haven't been to rehab, I don't do anything eccentric - I'm really boring.

It may seem a hard task to condemn fellow creatures to long years of confinement in prison, but it is not so hard if they clearly deserve it.

During my time in prison, I told myself that I wanted to be a part of the solution and not the problem.

I went to prison, I paid my bill.

I want to do a record with Monica Lewinsky.

I'm eternally grateful to the penal system in California for saving my life.

I went to jail at 16 for stealing tires off Cadillacs. When I got out I said, Never again.

If it wasn't for prison, I was in a bad way.

I had never believed that I would go to jail.

If everyone who committed a crime were not allowed to work, what kind of economy would we have.

Bad people should be incarcerated.

I've done my time. I've done it as well and as respectfully as I think anyone can.

By the time I was 23 years old, I had multiple arrests.

When a young person is sent 'up the river,' we need to remember that all rivers can change course.