Lawn Maintenance Quotes

Grass is growing on the Front Bench.

Where the grass is greener, the water bill is bigger.

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.

You fight dandelions all weekend, and late Monday afternoon there they are, pert as all get out, in full and gorgeous bloom, pretty as can be, thriving as only dandelions can in the face of adversity.

Somewhere, a long way away, people are doing sensible things like mowing lawns and digging gardens.

I absolutely hate mowing the lawn. When I hear the mowers starting, I want to kill myself: it's the sound of death approaching. Hoovering's OK, but I never in my life wanted to have a lawn and certainly never wanted to mow one.

Grass is the least rewarding of all status symbols... The grass does nothing but drink money, exhaust energies, crush spirits, destroy sleep, create tensions and interfere with the watching of baseball games, and sprout insolent signs ordering humans to keep off it.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

Nothing is more pleasant to the eye than green grass kept finely shorn.

I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property.

Some lawns have all the cheer of old cemeteries.

With upper- and middle-class lawns, there's more hidden, whereas with working-class or poor lawns, there's more out to see. It just sits right out there. Very honest. Like the people.

I had not seen lawns till fifth grade - big green lawns.

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

Americans are less mystical about what produced their inland or meadow courses; they are the product of the bulldozerm rotary ploughs, mowers, sprinkler systems and alarmingly generous wads of folding money.

I don't like weeds! My father made me mow weeds and cut weeds when I was a kid. I've hated weeds ever since I was 12 years old. I'll never go in the weeds! I'll never gonna take you in the weeds.

We don't really believe in mowing the lawn; we do it only to avoid unnecessary engagement with the neighbors.

I grew up in Florida, so every now and then, we'd have a garter snake in the lawn. But I'm not super okay with them.

My first job was cutting grass. In Miami, this grass grows everywhere. You just get the lawn mower out, walk down the neighborhood, cut grass.

Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost.

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.

The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.

It's even occurred to me, as a teeny little subversive whisper of a thought, that if we stop mowing the lawn right now, it will probably be a long, long time before the yard gets overrun by lions and snakes.

If I can't serve on grass, I can maybe help cut the grass, paint the lines and serve some strawberries.

The problem with the drone is it's like your lawn mower. You've got to mow the lawn all the time. The minute you stop mowing, the grass is going to grow back.