Jackpot Quotes

Five sets is a kind of lottery. Anything can happen.

It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it.

I've hit the Pick 6 for a hundred thousand a couple of times. A few more for 60, 70 thousand.

I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot.

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill.

If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler.

And then I did one called High Rollers and that was a lot of fun.

Obviously I struck gold with 'Deadwood.' No pun intended.

Raffles are no fun.

Unfortunately, gambling and winning don't often go hand-in-hand.

I have won this lottery. It's a gigantic lottery, and it's called Amazon.com. And I'm using my lottery winnings to push us a little further into space.

I love to gamble!

Casino gambling is colorful and dramatic and theatrical.

I'm a gambler and love slot machines.

My total winnings after 14 appearances were $129,000.

I get to be married to the liveliest mind I've ever encountered.... I hit the jackpot.

I find that when I come upon something that I think is a historical revelation, I have the sort of adrenaline rush that I imagine a gambler gets in Las Vegas when he hits the jackpot. It's still tremendously exciting to me, and I think all of my peers in the business feel the same way.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Gambling is entertainment. People go to casinos to be entertained.

[Referring to State lotteries:] People have a tendency to try and get something for nothing.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

I love online gambling.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

I feel like I won the Lotto, as far as that show's concerned.

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.