Kinky Friedman Quotes

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Five sets is a kind of lottery. Anything can happen.

Raffles are no fun.

If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler.

Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.

Gambling is legal and betting is legal, for what I bet.

I might put a couple of quarters in a slot machine, but I don't know how to play roulette.

Hope! fortune's cheating lottery; when for one prize an hundred blanks there be!

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill.

I've hit the Pick 6 for a hundred thousand a couple of times. A few more for 60, 70 thousand.

I'm fully confident that I will win the jackpot - so much so that I've already made a list of all the charities I will contribute to.

[Referring to State lotteries:] People have a tendency to try and get something for nothing.

Lotteries are a tax on ignorance

Gambling is entertainment. People go to casinos to be entertained.

Unfortunately, gambling and winning don't often go hand-in-hand.

George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17

I can say, 'right, I will stop this kid in round five.' If I am good enough to do that then fair enough. I don't gamble but my brothers and my friends, they did quite well off it.

High stakes, low stakes, poor or rich - people will find a way to gamble.

If I go gambling the slots, some of my friends will come with me and play along with me. It's not like I'm starting out with $500 a pull or $1,000 a pull. I go in there and play $25, and if I win, I play $100s.

I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win 'em all.

I love to gamble!

Casino games are the one kind of content that has stood the test of time for decades.

I'm not a gambler and I never have been.

Sometimes when you gamble, you get up from the table with a fortune.

My father loves Las Vegas, and he loves to play craps. Growing up, I'd find old Caesars Palace chips in his pocket that he forgot to cash out.