No human beings, black, yellow, or white could be quite as untruthful, as insincere, as arrogant—in short, as untrustworthy in every way—as the Russians.
Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
A false man found a religion? Why, a false man cannot build a brick house!
Reality TV is sleazy, it is manipulative. It is as momentary as anything in popular culture.
I saw him turn his charm on and off, like water from the tap at the kitchen sink. He said nothing of substance. He seemed to me essentially an actor.
Describing his first meeting Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
A friend in word is never friend of mine.
The person that's always talkin', you don't have to worry about that person. The person that while you're in his face, he's just lookin' at you with a smile on his face, that's the guy you worry about.
He is a hypocrite who professes what he does not believe; not he who does not practice all he wishes or approves.
The envier praises me unknowingly.
All tongue, without either head or heart.’
From my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything's fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake.
It's a mistake to think that Dexter is nice.
Arafat contradicts himself every five minutes. He always plays the double-cross, lies even if you ask him what time it is.
A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.
He [Jack Kemp] is dumber than he looks and even more two faced than I depict him!
If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.
A creep is someone who claims he's one thing but he's actually another.
About as genuine as tea made from a bit of paper which once lay in a drawer beside another piece of paper which had been used to wrap up a few tea leaves from which tea had already been made three times.
… a little intriguer—plausible, but not trustworthy.
Repetition on things like that becomes quite painful. If you do a stunt sometimes it can look like a stunt.
Whatever your religious tradition is, if it's important to you and you don't feel comfortable talking about it, you end up coming across as insincere.
What I don't like are pompous, pretentious movies.
Sincere words are not fine; fine words are not sincere.
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
I don't like the energy at award shows. It's rehearsed and everybody is just focused on themselves and nobody wants to genuinely applaud for anyone else. People aren't even listening if someone is giving a speech on stage.