Hygiene Concerns Quotes

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go in someone’s house, and next to the toilet they have a huge basket of magazines, I find that repellent. I recommend against straining while reading.

I'm kind of a germ freak. When I get on a plane, I spray my seat and everything with Lysol Disinfectant Spray.

I travel with my own long silk robe. At the hotel, you just never know if the robes have been washed after they've been worn by other people.

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

I don't think I would have been great in the 17th century. I would have enjoyed the frocks, and certainly some of the food would have been appealing, but the disease and hygiene would have worried me.

Honestly, I'd rather hug than shake hands. I don't know where those hands have been!

Guess who has PE first hour? This is so unfair. I start the day off perspiring like an elephant in heat. Don't the people who make up our schedule understand body odor? Don't they understand frizzy hair? ~Vee

I'm a germophobe, so I don't like people talking over my food, breathing, spitting, anything. Just let me eat in peace.

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.

I won't eat anything I can't spell or wouldn't tread in.