Health Remedy Quotes

A blunt a day will take the pain away.

Of this they drank half a pint every day, and sometimes more or less, as it operated, by way of gentle physic. Two others had each two oranges and one lemon given them every day. These they ate with greediness, at different times, upon an empty stomach.

Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps.

A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.

There is no exercise that can take the place of walking. by it the circulation of the blood is greatly improved. Walking, in all cases where it is possible, is the best remedy for the diseased bodies, because in this, all of the organs of the body are brought into use.

I can feel a cold coming on right now, so I am going to start using collodial silver again.

When I got hoarse, the manager would say, 'Drink this. Joplin used to drink this,' and I used to say, 'Joplin? Joplin's dead.

When I have supped too heavily of an evening, I drink in the morning a large number of cups of coffee, and that as hot as I can drink it, so that the sweat breaks out on me, and if by so doing I can't restore my body, a whole apothecary's shop couldn't do much, and that is the only thing I have done for years when I have felt a fever.

For extreme diseases, extreme methods of cure, as to restriction, are most suitable.

Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

A prudent pharmacist often vends something for your complaint. But wine merchant you do this invariably.

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

I am up and about when I am ill, and in the most appalling weather. I am on horseback when other men would be flat out on their beds, complaining. We are made for action, and activity is the sovereign remedy for all physical ills.

Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups

I take Epsom salt baths.

A small amount of wine such as three or four glasses is of benefit for the preservation of the health of human beings and an excellent remedy for most illnesses.