I don't golf. I've never golfed. I will never golf.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
Golf is a very, very frustrating game.
My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
I'm a golfer - not an athlete.
I'm an avid golfer.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
I'm just going to go out and play. At the end of the day, you are still hitting a little white ball with your clubs.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.
Golf is played with the arms.
I love golf. I love every part of it.
Would I have done anything different? I might have put a golf club in my hand instead of a cue. I love watching those guys play. Every situation is different, everything - every shot - has to be so precise.
The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.
I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. I shoot 90 to a hundred or, once in a while, 85.
I play a bit of golf, off a 12 handicap.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
My back swing off the first tee had put him in mond of an eldery woman of dubious morals trying to struggle out of a dress too tight around the shoulders.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
I can't even pretend to play golf.
I'm a golfer and have had three holes in one.
Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.
I don't play golf.
You can watch videos and hit off the tee, stuff like that, but at the same time, it's you against the pitcher. I just need one swing or one pitch to click, and you can find your swing.
