Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.
My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
We were on a fairway shooting a scene in 'The Dogleg Murders' when I was asked by the cameraman if it was safe to film from where he was standing. I said, 'Yes, it'll be fine.' I then managed to slice the ball 90 degrees into the camera.
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.
Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.
