OK, so I never had a transfer in my career, but I used to love deadline day: Dimitar Berbatov turning up at Manchester airport with hours to go, Robinho coming to Manchester City instead of Chelsea.
I was never close to signing for Manchester United, no.
I can bring Neymar to Real Madrid.
There's one thing I've never seen in a paper. Jamie Carragher linked with this or that club.
Leaving Manchester United? That was not complicated.
What's going on with the Oakland Raiders? You know, I don't want to say the Raiders are bad, but you know, now, a lot of fans are painting their faces just so they won't be recognized.
I can categorically tell you that Mario Balotelli will not be at Liverpool.
To play and to win against England is big news around the world, and footballers are always grateful for that.
PSG to sign Messi? Yes, why not. Or Karim Benzema or Robert Lewandowski. But I would prefer Neymar.
Rumours are rumours and always happen, not only at Tottenham but every team.
It is a pleasure to see your name in the list of players that Barca want.
This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
I'm gonna show the world how to do proper football reporting, Narstie-style.
Before I came to Italy to play for Milan in 2007, I saw in the papers that my name was mentioned in connection with some English clubs.
In the world of football, it is normal that rumours come from the media. It is something that I'm used to.
'Athletico Mince' started life as a football podcast but has dropped the football, unless the latest on the state of the 'hair island' atop Steve McLaren's head is your idea of football coverage.
To be perfectly honest, I follow football the way I follow television. I read about it.
