As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
April, April Laugh thy girlish laughter; Then, the moment after, Weep thy girlish tears.
