Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Contrary to popular belief, I eat all types of food. Fried food is my least favorite.
A lot of people have this misconception that Indian food means heavy curries and complicated procedures.
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black cherry soda's very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish - very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won't go near them.
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
Many people are turned off at eating vegetarian because of the misconception that all dishes are just an arrangement of bland vegetables.
As Americans, we tend to look at Mexican food as nachos, which is not Mexican food really - they don't eat them.
Everyone else in the world still thinks of American food as ketchup.
For me, I love the flavors of Southern food, and people usually think of Southern food as heavy and fattening, but it doesn't have to be.
I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.
I think Bhutanese food - long dissed by every food writer out there - has gotten a bum rap.
