Food Review Quotes

The entrée wasn't tender enough to be a paving stone and the gravy couldn't have been primordial soup because morphogenesis was already taking place.

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.

Howard University - HoChi - they make the best Philly cheesesteak I've ever had - way better than Philly.

I love The Cheesecake Factory, especially the chicken marsala. I almost always pick that dish; it tastes unbelievable.

The great mystery to me is how restaurant critics think they can get away with doing their job without anybody noticing who they are.

Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna's donuts are the best I've had in 20 years, without exception.

One of my favourite eateries is Beechers Cheese Shop, which does the most incredible toasties.

Ramen in L.A. is much better than ramen in San Francisco. That's just a fact.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would look people in the face and be like, 'Your snake cake's not good.'

I look up on Yelp and look at what the best breakfast places are, specifically who has the best pancakes in every city.

You never hear about good seafood places.

I find myself on Yelp typing in 'the best 'blank' all the time: best cheese, best ice cream, best pizza.

If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.

I just love Wingstop.

I have heard a lot about Delhi's food but never got a chance to try the street food here. The only food in Delhi I have had is in the hotels I have stayed in and it is always amazing.

I have this nook at Milk Bar that's my office, and my desk was just full of every box of Kellogg's cereal, and at different times during the day, I would open up a box, eat a bowl of cereal, and I live in a world of Post-it notes, so I would leave tasting notes on all the cereal.

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.

Food in Chicago is the best.

I will say that the food in both Japan and Italy was immaculate. I don't remember having bad food in either country.

I never eat where the hotel recommends. I do my own research and then try the most highly rated options.

The Cheesecake Factory's not that bad.

Usually New York has lousy salads.

Tenacious D loves Auntie Em's. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over the rainbow?