Feline Traits Quotes

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike.

If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.

I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it to the cat, at the cat's insistence, but the cat has thrown it up on the rug, and someone has tracked it all over onto the other rug. I do not know why cats are such habitual vomiters. They do not seem to enjoy it, judging by the sounds they make while they are doing it. It's their nature. A dog is going to bark. A cat is going to vomit.

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat

Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts.

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

Why cat were given such terrific peripheral vision when they spend so much time looking down their noses is difficult to understand.

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

I never thought of myself as explaining cats in general. I simply viewed the cats I have known as characters in my life, often as quirky and complex as the humans with whom I have spent time.