distilled spirit Quotes

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I'm saying? Because on Jack, you don't know where you're going to end up, but you know when you get there, you won't be wearing any pants.

Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one of the brown liquors - the whiskeys and such. It's a great drink to go with appetizers.