Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return.
fang will be the first to die
Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Nothing, they say is more certain than death, and nothing more uncertain than the time of dying
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
The three most celebrated doctors on the island have been to see me. One sniffed at what I spat, the second tapped where I spat from, and the third sounded me and listened as I spat. The first said I was dead, the second that I was dying and the third that I'm going to die.
It seemed incredible to me that day without premonitions or symbols should be the one of my inexorable death .
The fact of having been born is a bad augury for immortality.
I know I will die in a car crash.
Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!
It could kill you," Maura said. Then there was the awkward moment that arrives when two thirds of the people in the room know that the other third is supposed to die in fewer than nine months, and the person who is meant to die is not one of the ones in the know.
When dealing with a subject who is dead, you have this feeling of being God. You know who they're going to marry, when they're going to die. It's strange to feel so omniscient.
I was number 1 on the who's likely to die list for 10 years...I was really disappointed when I fell off that list.
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.
Last words are always harder to remember when no one knows that someone's about to die.
You're going to die sooner.
The last thing in the world that I would want to know, in my own life, is when I'm going to pass away.
