Pointless' - I think it's probably the greatest daytime TV show that has ever existed.
I didn't know that I could do a talk show. I didn't know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didn't know that people wanted to see singing, and dancing and comedy in the morning.
You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
Sunday's my favorite day - that one matinee in the middle of the day!
I like daytime dates now. By the time night comes, I'm so exhausted and I feel like I'm no fun at night anymore.
If we had a perfect world, we can do 'Scandal' during the day and 'Murder' at night - that's the optimal thing.
Golf during the day, music during the night - it don't get much better.
You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.
