Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"
Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.
Holy cow!
It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
You’re a cow Give me some milk Or else go home
God sends a curst cow short horns.
When I listen to hip-hop, it's like no big difference how people sing in my village, 'cause bling would be their cow.
I grew up in a village of 12 houses. We had a well and a cow.
i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.
Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.
I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
The best part is coming." "What's the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?" "No. That's the finale.
Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery.
If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure.
Buffon, who, with all his theoretical ingenuity and extraordinary eloquence, I suspect had little actual information in the science on which he wrote so admirably For instance, he tells us that the cow sheds her horns every two years; a most palpable error. ... It is wonderful that Buffon who lived so much in the country at his noble seat should have fallen into such a blunder I suppose he has confounded the cow with the deer.
A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
Learning is like a cow of desire. It, like her, yields in all seasons.
Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country.
Truth, Sir, is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.
I was wondering how you got all that out of a single moooooo
Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact. Right? And it never really works out that way.
I have three cows, and I'm looking forward to more in the future, so I'll have a little herd.
