Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.
Any nitwit can understand computers, and many do.
I am not at all computer literate in real life. I haven't yet found a reason to be. Once I find a reason why I need to be on the Internet, then I will be.
I don't know how to back up.
I'm not a website guy, although I'm not a Luddite, either. I have looked at a computer, but I don't go to PopSugar and Goop and all that.
I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
I'm trying to get through life without really knowing about computers, but I don't know if I am going to make it.
I'm actually pretty good with computers. I use computers when I'm working on making and producing music, so I do know a thing or two!
I absolutely know how to sit in front of a computer screen, that's for sure.
I'm a little bit of a techie.
I wouldn't call myself a geek, but I do sometimes teach Mommy and Daddy stuff about computers. And I do watch TV, but only informative programmes like the news and documentaries.
I have the Internet, but the first that happens with it is my machine will crash. I get by when it's operating. What would I know about updating?
I didn't even have a computer until I was twenty years old.
My abilities on the computer are limited pretty much to iTunes and YouTube. I check my email as much as anybody, but I'm more old-fashioned in a certain sense.
I'm not very technically minded. I mean, I don't know how to do e-mail on computers.
If you don’t use a technology, you will never understand it.
Guess what - I am one of the ONLY senators in the whole United States Senate that is computer literate!
I don't pretend to be a digital savant or even a digital apprentice.
I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.
I do change the odd lightbulb, and I fix the Internet when it goes down, because it's something I am really good at.
I can't work a computer.
I learned to work on a computer years before I was placed under house arrest. Fortunately I had two laptops when I was under house arrest - one an Apple and one a different operating system. I was very proud of that because I know how to use both systems.
I don't use the computer. But my secretary does. I want to take some computer courses because I'm interested in some of the access to some of the illegal things on the Internet. I'm just kidding.
No, I consider myself computer illiterate.
