Dave Barry Quotes

I'm not a big computer person.

No, I consider myself computer illiterate.

I'm definitely the most tech-savvy in my family. My wife wouldn't have a clue, as far as getting the computer working. All of my kids, it's amazing. Like everybody's kids, they're more savvy than I am, probably.

I think the phrase 'computer-literate' is an evil phrase. You don't have to be 'automobile-literate' to get along in this world. You don't have to be 'telephone-literate.' Why should you have to be 'computer-literate'?

I would never have called myself tech-savvy.

I am so not technically proficient at all.

I'm not very computer savvy.

Guess what - I am one of the ONLY senators in the whole United States Senate that is computer literate!

Honestly, I still don't use my computer. My kids use the computer more than I do! I understand that a lot of people are into it, and I have days where I write and stuff, but it's really not for me. It's not my thing.

I'm not really a computer man, to be honest. I check my emails every couple of weeks.

I'm trying to get through life without really knowing about computers, but I don't know if I am going to make it.

I'm not tech savvy at all.

I wouldn't call myself a geek, but I do sometimes teach Mommy and Daddy stuff about computers. And I do watch TV, but only informative programmes like the news and documentaries.

There's my education in computers, right there; this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book.

I do change the odd lightbulb, and I fix the Internet when it goes down, because it's something I am really good at.

I like my computer. But I don't know how to use it as well as the 10-year-old daughter.

I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.

I learned to work on a computer years before I was placed under house arrest. Fortunately I had two laptops when I was under house arrest - one an Apple and one a different operating system. I was very proud of that because I know how to use both systems.

I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.

If I have a bunch of computer lingo that I have no idea what I'm speaking about, I really need to know what I'm talking about.

Geek? Sure, call me that. I take that as a compliment.

I don't use the computer. But my secretary does. I want to take some computer courses because I'm interested in some of the access to some of the illegal things on the Internet. I'm just kidding.

The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers.

I'm a bit of a tech geek myself.

I am not at all computer literate in real life. I haven't yet found a reason to be. Once I find a reason why I need to be on the Internet, then I will be.