Clothing Mishap Quotes

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

Once, I had to clip a jacket back to take a picture, and after they were done I forgot to remove the clip until someone noticed.

Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix.

Well, he was wearing those really bad pants ant that awful shirt. Clearly he did need some things explained to him bya teenager, but i didn't think it was the right time to mention his unforunate and obvious fashion impairment.

I did a whole concert in Atlanta with my fly open, and I had a black suit on and a white shirt. My white shirt was protruding from the fly.

There's a portion of the movie where something bad happens to me, and I lose my clothes along the way, so essentially I'm wearing a bra and trousers. There are certain requirements, but luckily I have a good base because I work out often.

I was in a fashion show and I had on a strapless top. When I got to the end the top was down.

I once bought an ill-advised half cashmere, half camel hair jumper for £800, then ruined it by spilling a pint of Guinness all over it.

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

Yeah I did put my clothes on, but my clothes took off... Could it be my clothes are putting me on??

Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like to call it. His chubby thighs, I now realized, were squeezed into the armholes, which were so tight they must have been cutting off his circulation. The collared neck hung between his legs like an udder. Up top, Patrick's head stuck out through the unsnapped crotch, and his arms were lost somewhere in the billowing pant legs. It was quite a look.

I shrunk my favourite jeans in my first week of university. I'd never done a wash before.