Christians get trees. Jews get bushes. To stay in good standing with the Tribe, you've got to refer to a Christmas tree as a Hanukkah bush.
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it.
What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?
Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!
I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but that stopped when I was about 11.
The perfect Christmas gift for a sportscaster, as all fans of sports clichés know, is a scoreless tie.
