With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.
I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!'
Before this distinguished assembly and the world, the bells today proclaim the joyous tidings of the completion of this quietly soaring tower.
What day is so festal it fails to reveal some theft?
I saw Adrien Brody's Oscar speech and was moved to tears.
You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.
This is a moment I will cherish forever... the first man to score 500 runs.
I was an emcee for bar mitzvahs from age sixteen to twenty-one.
I don't ever remember a dinner party, a cocktail party in our house ever. It was always family.
You don't have to post a picture with every single person at the party. Just get a few, maybe post one picture with eight people.
Jody Hill, who I created 'Eastbound And Down' and 'Fist Foot Way' with, was my best man at my wedding.
Miss World victory is something very personal to me.
The first wedding dress I ever made was for myself. It was at a time when I had my business up and running, but it was still very early days, and I thought, 'This is my moment to do whatever I like.'
Why is it that, next to the birthday of the Savior of the world, your most joyous and most venerated festival returns on this day (the 4th of July)? Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Savior?.
That's a special time, to get drafted.
If you want to give a tangible present, but you know the recipient wants cash, give a little bit of both. This strategy is helpful for occasions that involve a public opening of presents, like a bridal or baby shower. You can give something that can be wrapped and opened, along with a card containing a check.
We all wish there were more 'Bridesmaids' out there.
People's personalities get tweaked at weddings.
We only get together when there's a good reason. Like, last summer, we didn't really intend to go out, but we thought the B-52's tour was a good opportunity.