Breaking a glass in the northwest is rather like belching in Arabia, for it appears to be done as a mark of appreciation or elation.
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
Enthusiasm is a wonderful thing. In South America they throw flowers to you. In Greece Greeks throw themselves.
If I'm playing for North Carolina, and Eric Montross goes up and dunks one, I might jump up and hug him like I was his girlfriend. It's supposed to be that way, in my opinion. Players should be able to express themselves and grow.
Score a touchdown, kiss your tattoo. Kaepernicking!
When I make my entrance to the ring or give someone a high-five, I want them to feel happy and always remember that moment.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.
Traditionally, baseball punishes preening. In a society increasingly tolerant of exhibitionism, it is splendid when a hitter is knocked down because in his last at bat he lingered at the plate to admire his home run.
I think on my next birthday, I'm going to buy her a present. I think that should be the tradition. The kid gets gifts from everybody, and he buys one present for his mom since she was there, too. I think that would be nice.
Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?
All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.
