I loved being blonde. It's true, they have more fun, even when they're cannibalising their children.
Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever." I've heard that one, too," she said, no longer smiling. I'll keep trying." I promised.
I hate being a blonde.
I have lost my short-term memory - I'm just getting blonder by the day.
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.
God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes
People can underestimate you when you're blonde and from Essex, but it's easy to shut that down. I used to get dumb blonde jokes when I was 18, but when I replied that I was studying maths at Oxford, it usually shut them up.
My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I joke that I reached the bimbo trifecta when I came to Fox News! In being a former Miss America, being blonde and then Fox.
Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.
You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!
