Band Criticism Quotes

Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around.

Too bad that Paul Ryan confessed to being a fan of Rage Against The Machine. By doing so, he not only begged for a bucketing by many of their fans but actually got one from the band's guitar player, Tom Morello.

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band.

I'll tell you what I hate - bands like My Chemical Romance.

I don't ever put down bands.

I never liked Queen. I can honestly say I hated Queen and everything that they did.

Friendly Fires were dull, and I wouldn't really sit down and listen to Hot Chip.

Hardly anyone liked R.E.M. who didn't like them way too much, so part of being an R.E.M. fan meant getting wildly overinvested and then feeling vaguely disappointed by whatever they did next.

We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.

Oasis were like the bullies I had to put up with at school.

LCD live was set up to be an argument about what's wrong with bands and why bands should be better. I always thought that we were so obviously not a great band, comically not a great band. I was not a great front man.

Steely Dan is a band I'm not that into. Well, I guess I like certain singles.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I liked the Beatles but I wasn't mad on the Stones. I always thought they were a slight rip-off of Chuck Berry and some of the old blues people, and they never seemed to change. If people compare me to Jagger and the Stones I would be the one to be put down ... I've been far more progressive than any of them.

i would like to remind the management that the drinks are watered and the hat-check girl has syphilis and the band is composed of former ss monsters However since it is new year's eve and i have lip cancer i will place my paper hat on my concussion and dance

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

I listen to Helmet - and I love Helmet, they're a great band - but every song sounds the same.

Venom was a joke in the '80s, their heavy metal music sucked big time, and I really have no interest in them - not then, not now.