Baked Good Quotes

Would I like to have a red velvet cupcake with cream cheese frosting? Yeah, I would.

I still love red velvet cake.

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

I don't hate oatmeal raisin, but it is the worst cookie. Profoundly disappointing.

Perhaps you'd care for a synonym bun," suggested the duke.

Was there ever a better invention in the cookie world than the Oreo?

There was a period when I had apple pie as a treat every day of the week. I mean, like, a family apple pie.

I just love cake, confetti cake, to be specific. It has little colored candies inside the cake, and then you get the confetti icing, which is really hard to find sometimes. It's really hard to explain to people, because it's not icing with sprinkles on top. It's icing that actually has candies inside of it. It's Funfetti icing.