Baby Birth Quotes

I'm obsessed with that show 'Call The Midwife'. Although I had to take a break at a certain point in my pregnancy because every episode is about having babies.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?" The baby starts to come down...and once that happens you can't-it comes out. Whether you let it or not, the baby comes out. So that's how I did it.

There is more excitement, more amazement when a first is born. No subsequent babies can have that impact.

I remember my mom saying that after you have a baby you get really thin. So you gain all that weight and then you just lose it and keep losing it.

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby.

I did 'Basic Instinct 2' because I had a baby about to be born, and the director said we could shoot before the due date.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

Babies are born every day but truly, each one is a little miracle.

Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.

Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.

If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round.

I had my daughter by C-section, so knew when and where she was going to be born. I got freakishly organized and prepared a group e-mail birth announcement. Unfortunately, I accidentally pressed Send All. I then had to send another e-mail saying, "I'm really sorry but I haven't actually had the baby yet." Then, when I actually did have the baby, I felt too embarrassed to send another e-mail saying, "I've definitely had the baby now."

I was able to do concerts all the way up until two weeks before I had the baby; I thought I was stopping a month ahead, but he was three weeks early.

I want to be here, for my family. I want to be here for my baby. I want to see the birth of my baby.

It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.