Wynton Marsalis is jazzy the same way someone who drives a BMW is sporty.
Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.
The largest automobile company in the world is Volkswagen. Who owns it? The answer is the government of Qatar.
I don't think Mercedes-Benz says anything about me, really. I was in a situation where I was able to get a really nice car, and I'm proud to have it.
I think the Smart Car is awesome. The only problem is I've been on the freeway and felt like I was going to be blown away like a Tim Hortons coffee cup, so I may have to upgrade to a Mini Cooper - something a little stronger.
I drive a Prius and drink $10k bottles of wine. The wine isnt on Instagram. The Prius is.
My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs.
