Alcohol Sensitivity Quotes

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

My father was an alcoholic. I come from a family of them, so it's genetic luck or malfunction that I've ended up with no enzyme that processes it. I literally can't drink.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

I was like one of those newspapers, those periodicals. There's all different kinds of alcoholics. There's the everyday kind: that's the consistent one. That's what people think an alcoholic is-but an alcoholic is basically just someone who's allergic to alcohol. That's all it means. It's just an allergy.

I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.

I don't drink at lunchtime because I'm very weak at alcohol like most Asians.

I don't get hangovers - it's some kind of superhuman ability.

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

I'm a huge lightweight.

I was out once and had wine and I got sick to my stomach, and I vowed I would never drink again.

The fortunate man is the one who cannot take more than a couple of drinks without becoming intoxicated. The unfortunate wight is the one who can take many glasses without betraying a sign; who must take numerous glasses in order to get the ‘kick’.

I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!