This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.
The drunken man is a living corpse.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk, so I presented it to Alice [Cooper]. It felt like he wrote the lyrics in about a minute.
Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk is to be intimate with a fool.
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards.
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.
If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos
I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.
Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up.
So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.