Creed Bratton - Ш'm not cybernaut, this stuff's so foreign to me.

Ш'm not cybernaut, this stuff's so foreign to me.

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Bratton, Creed. "I am Creed Bratton from the Office, and a musician. Ask me anything!" Reddit, 12 Nov. 2013.

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About the Author

Creed Bratton

Born: February 8, 1943
Nationality: American
Profession: Actor, Musician

Biography

Creed Bratton is an American character actor, singer, and musician. He is a former member of the rock band the Grass Roots, and is best known for playing a fictionalized version of himself on the NBC sitcom The Office, which earned him five nominations for the Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series.

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