Jonathan Shapiro Quotes

I can't work a computer.

I'm really hopeless with technology - I don't even have a computer.

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

Computers rather frighten me, because I never did learn to type, so the whole thing seems extraordinarily complicated to me.

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.

I'm not really good with technology.

I use Windows; '98 second edition and it works very good for me. You know, I just started on the computer about 9 months ago and am fascinated with the possibilities. I don't know what I would do without it now.

I don't understand technology, and I'm very scared of it.

More than any other modern tool, computers are a total mystery to their users. Most people never open them up to fix them or to see how they work.

I use computers and the Internet every day of my life, and yet I have absolutely no idea how they work. I'm like a labrador watching 'The Matrix.'

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.

I'm so computer illiterate, I barely know how to send an e-mail. I mean, I have a laptop and Gmail, but I don't really look at it much.

People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them.

Computers intimidate me.

I have a limited knowledge of the Internet, which is pretty clear, I don't even turn anything on other than my phone, when it gets stuck, my kids turn it on.

Computers in general, and software in particular, are much more difficult than other kinds of technology for most people to grok, and they overwhelm us with a sense of mystery.

I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Computers used to petrify me before I figured it was just a matter of getting used to them.

I don't really love computers.

Every time I learn a new thing to do on my computer, I have to write it down so that I can remember it.

I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.

With concerted effort, I can follow written instructions, but don't ask me to simply grasp how to operate a smartphone.

I wish I wasn't so technically challenged, because it puts you at a distinct disadvantage. I wish I could figure out a way to get more up to speed.

I understand that computers, which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite typewriter-cum-filing cabinet, offer the cyber literate increased ability to communicate. I do not think this is altogether a bad thing, however it may appear on the surface.

I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is.