Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

When people in Washington say they're going to take away my guns, they better bring theirs if they're going to take mine.

While your guns raisin', mine is blazin'.

Elevate those guns a little lower.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

Semi-automatic weapons have no socially redeeming purpose.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

I think guns are terrible.

This government does not believe that public safety is enhanced by carrying weapons. In fact, it has been a long-standing Canadian government practice to discourage the use of personal defense weapons. Once public possession of one type of weapon is condoned for personal defense, the situation of weapon possession for protection starts to spiral upwards towards more powerful and dangerous weapons

He who points a gun kills.

We must work to stop gun violence. I’ve consoled far too many parents whose children were taken too soon. We need to come together across party, racial, and religious lines. It’s time to take responsibility for making sure our babies grow up.

I think these things [firearms] were invented by Satan himself, for they can’t be defended against with [ordinary] weapons and fists. All human strength vanishes when confronted with firearms. A man is dead before he sees what’s coming..

I can shoot.

Guns know no policy except destruction.

Handguns are a public health issue.

A man may be hot but he's not when he's shot cause you can't get a man with a gun.

We have to be concerned about the gun killing that people who are Americans, who are Irish, and who are English, who are all around the country.

I get it. You have the right to have guns. But look, let's forget that right. Let's forget the pleasure you get safely on your range, because it's in the wrong hands in other places.

What is it about this ideological dream of the right to bear arms that overrides any other rights, I mean the rights to not have your children killed at school?

How many have to die before we will give up these dangerous toys?

No country that permits firearms to be widely and randomly distributed among its population - especially firearms that are capable of wounding and killing human beings - can expect to escape violence, and a great deal of violence.

The National Rifle Association is a domestic terrorist organization that tacitly supports the killing of children more than it supports reasoned gun legislation.

Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing.

My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Why are guns the only unregulated consumer products in America? We regulate toy guns and teddy bears, but we do not regulate a product that kills 4,600 children a year.