Stanislaw Jerzy Lec Quotes

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates.

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.

I live by the code 'Kill them with kindness, blood everywhere;' for me, it's always about being the nicest kind of guy.

I don't embrace irony, but I do think it's a pre-existing condition; we manage it as best we can.

Hollywood is a place of great irony at all times.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

Irony, I feel, is a very high form of morality.

Some condemnations praise; some praise damns.

I like to tease people. I hate when people do it to me, though.

Culture is not a matter of a change of climate.

He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

Military intelligence, two words combined that cant make sense

Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.

Irony gives us, at little expense, the impression that we are experienced psychologists.

irony is a way of having one's cake while appearing to eat it.

We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience

I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.

I dont like quotes. You can quote me on that.

Kindness. The most unkind thing of all.

I have been to hell and back, and let me tell you, it was wonderful.

I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side