Dave Mustaine Quotes

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time.

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.

Simon would not want to audition in front of Simon.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The priest promotes war, and the soldier peace.

I like to tease people. I hate when people do it to me, though.

there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average human being to supply any given army on any given day and the best at murder are those who preach against it and the best at hate are those who preach love and the best at war finally are those who preach peace

Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.

Our interest's on the dangerous edge of things. The honest thief, the tender murderer, the superstitious atheist.

How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath To say to me that thou art out of breath?

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

I don't make any sense: I'm a germaphobe, but I'm really messy.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.

I wish you well and I hope it will be a huge hit, because that would be very good for me. And if, God forbid, it's a terrible flop, well that would be very good for me.

Irony is one of my favorite aspects of life.

I live by the code 'Kill them with kindness, blood everywhere;' for me, it's always about being the nicest kind of guy.

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos.

Life is tragic comedy, in a way. There is humor.

Politics is much too serious to be taken too seriously; equally, there are many aspects of it so laughable as to be lamentable.

The humble and meek are thirsting for blood.

I'm a lawmaker, but I really don't like laws.