Karl Pilkington Quotes

Eating is sex for old people.

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.

I like to eat and the only thing I've ever been addicted to in my life is sugar.

There is not a more repulsive spectacle than on old man who will not forsake the world, which has already forsaken him.

There cannot live a more unhappy creature than an ill-natured old man, who is neither capable of receiving pleasures, nor sensible of conferring them on others.

I'm an old man of 73, and I've been around a long time. If I don't know something by now, I probably never will.

I love the irony. I'm perceived as being really young and yet I have the clinical condition of an old man.

I've finally become an old guy.

The tendency of old age to the body, say the physiologists, is to form bone. It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old man whose opinions are not ossified.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

... an old man in a hurry.

An old man in a house is a good sign in a house.

What's happened at 85 is I've lost my appetite. I used to be a little hog when I was young. But now I really don't seem to need it.

I'm starting to get old. I want to eat some hamburgers and just relax.

Fear is a cloak which old men huddle about their love, as if to keep it warm.

after a man passes 60 , his mischief is mainly in his head

You see me here, you gods, a poor old man, As full of grief as age; wretched in both.

Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?

Swift defined observation to be an old man's memory.

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

An old mans staffe is the rapper of deaths doore.

When he is forsaken, Withered and shaken, What can an old man do but die?