Kevin Hart Quotes

I love talking to people and entertaining people.

Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.

I don't know how to work a room. It's a real skill.

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.

I want to entertain people, but with some substance.

Listening to people keeps them entertained.

I personally feel that, for some people, their physique and looks work for them. And when you're deprived of both these aspects, you rely on humour!

My kind of wanting to be funny didn't come from need, necessarily. The closest I can analyze it is that it was an easy way to make friends, I found out. It was just a great kind of social tool.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink - that's one less connection you could have made.

I like funny girls.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

That's all small talk is - a quick way to connect on a human level - which is why it is by no means as irrelevant as the people who are bad at it insist. In short, it's worth making the effort.

Being able to make people laugh is a powerful tool.

I have always found men who were funny, irresistible. It's rare that I ever based love on looks or superficial things, but it a guy made me laugh-and that didn't mean he had to be in comedy professionally - I was hooked.

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.

Let's clear one thing up: Introverts do not hate small talk because we dislike people. We hate small talk because we hate the barrier it creates between people.

It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.

Conversation. What is it? A Mystery! It's the art of never seeming bored, of touching everything with interest, of pleasing with trifles, of being fascinating with nothing at all.

There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.

There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle.

You have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor.