Artie Lange Quotes

They haven't given too many gamblers a second chances in the world of baseball.

I've been gambling since the age of 12. Horses, dogs, dice, roulette, you name it.

I used to have a gambling problem.

If you want to gamble, so be it, but when it gets to the stage where gambling is the only thing you are thinking of and it is affecting your life, that's when you need to put a hold on it.

I'm not going to go back to gambling; I mean, it's as simple as that.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

It is always a vulgar and often an unhealthy pastime, and it is a vice which does not go alone; the man who gambles will find himself capable of any evil.

I went broke after sophomore year, gambled away all my money, sold some guns, turned $750 into $10,000, flew to Vegas, turned ten thou into $187,000.

The worst problem I've probably had was the gambling - you can do your money in the bookies a lot quicker than you can do it in the pub.

Gambling is a most foolish and imprudent pursuit.

I do not have a problem, I enjoy gambling, but I think people are trying to make it seem like I have a problem, because people really don't know.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night.

I don't gamble at all, all my life. I am only interested in sports.

I used to sports gamble a lot and I was getting killed on that but then I found poker and really enjoyed it. But it was a hobby more than anything else. I played it every day but only on pretty small stakes.

With gamblers, it's never enough. You keep thinking on a conscious level that the prize is whatever the pot is. In poker, you may have a certain goal for the day. But the truth is, as soon as you win, more often than not the first thing that comes to mind is: If I'd bet more, I would have won more.

Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces.

You shouldn't have any betting in the locker room at all, whether it's baseball or it's horses. You can't beat the horses. You can't beat any kind of gambling because they have the odds.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

I drink too much, I smoke too much, I take pills too much, I work too much, I girl around too much, I everything too much.

Slot machines are like crack for old people.

Gambling is the only addiction that the government promotes.

Gamble until you die. I do not really care.

When I was in high school, I had a gambling problem.

When you're willing to play poker for two days and lose millions of dollars, it's no longer recreation. It's taking over.