James H. Boren Quotes


You help us pay for the war we’ll fight; we’ll launch it while you’re asleep at night. We don’t need friends all around the world; We’ll buy our friends with our flag unfurled, And spread our arms on a global scale To show the world that we still prevail. Oh, we’re not leaders inspiring peace, But we’re in power as the world’s police. So pay your tax for our little war, And we’ll not ask for any more. This year!


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James H. Boren, Essayist & Writer, Corndust Among the Stars

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James H. Boren
James H. Boren
  • Born: December 10, 1925
  • Died: April 24, 2010
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Public Servant

James Harlan "Jim" Boren was an American who is best known as a humorist and writer on bureaucratese, in which he poked fun at what he called "the vacuumental thinking and idiotoxicities of Washington". He was also a businessman, teacher, scholar, public servant, political operative, presidential candidate and public speaker.