Andrew Dice Clay Quotes

I get up every morning and I'm grateful for everything that has happened. I go through my list about being grateful for my children and grandchildren, and for the really remarkable life that I have been able to have.

I'm awake as soon as the sun crests the eastern hills. I guess I'm motivated because I love just about everything about my life - the writing, the many critters, the art, and all the rest.

I have no regrets. I've got my health.

I have worries and fears just like everybody else. But I have every reason to wake up each morning and be very happy.

I used to wake up in the morning and say, 'Oh, God.' Now I wake up in the morning and look forward to life.

Look at my life. I ain't got nothing to be mad about.

We live a happy life, and we don't take anything too seriously.

Why be negative when you can enjoy life and be positive? That's something I learned over the years.

Life was good, one had only to live it.

Oh, it is wonderful to wake up in the morning with things to look forward to!

Cynicism is tough. A cynic's point of view is really pitiful. I derive pleasure out of a lot of things in life. As long as I'm fairly healthy, it's hard to stay dismal for very long.

I'm still happy, I like this life.

My life is okay, my life is pretty good.

If you turn a smiling face on the world, you've got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person.

I think that life is just too sweet to be bitter.

Life is wonderful beautiful journey. Every episode of my life is like a dream, and I am at peace and happy with what life has given me.

I may not be the number one movie star, or my films might not be doing too good. I am grateful for what life has offered me. I have got a great family, parents are together, have a great sister, I get to holiday. All these things make me grateful towards life, for everything. I always say - have an attitude of gratitude.

The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great, and they know I know it.

I'm enjoying my years, I'm enjoying my life, I'm enjoying my family. I'm just happy - a happy person.

I am extremely content in my life - sometimes to the point where I really should find something to moan about!

My life is so much better than I thought it was going to be.

I like to stay happy, and I like to live life light and make the best of life.

Look for joy in your life; it's not always easy to find.

I have my own worries and concerns and frustrations, but I'm doing something I love to do. My wife and kids are in good shape. What is there not to be happy about?

The last few years have been my happiest. I'm happy in the years that most people are blue and sad and waiting to die. I don't feel that a bit. Smiling has a lot to do with it. You can just lift your spirits by smiling a little bit.