Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
Citations
Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. Comedy Central Records, 2003.
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Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.