Andrew Mason Quotes

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Summer is always a great time to have fun with beauty and fashion and celebrate our changing looks.

I was 19 or 20 the last time I shaved.

Guys may feel spray tanning is taboo and think it's a girl thing, but you look better with it, so why wouldn't you do it?

Pedicures are disgraceful.

I think lots of men are like that. We sort of get dressed by our girlfriends.

Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.

If a man doesn't like baseball, then he must like horses, and if he doesn't like either of them, well, I'm in trouble anyway: he don't like girls.

It is not alone the fact that women have generally had to spend most of their strength in caring for others that has handicapped them in individual effort; but also that they have almost universally had to care wholly for themselves

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

If you feel comfortable by shaving your body, then shave your body. I feel comfortable keeping my body ready by shaving. I don't think it's unmanly to shave; I think that if you can get past that, you're fine.

Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian)

it never really occurred to her that literary men, if they like women at all, do not want literary women but girls.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.

I deal with the hatred by loving my supporters more.

We as women analyze every little thing that comes out of men's mouths, but sometimes you've got to just pay their craziness no heed. Just pretend it's their "time of the month" and think about the dry-cleaning you've got to pick up.

For me, relaxing is going on a 10-mile hike. When I have time off, I like to be at home and spend time with my animals, and things like that.I'm not the girl that goes out for facials, and manicures and pedicures, all the time. I wish I did. It would be better for me, but I get annoyed.

So I'm not crazy after all! I thought it looked good myself once I cut it all off. Not one guy likes it, though. They all tell me I look like a first grader or a concentration camp survivor. What's this thing that guys have for girls with long hair? Fascists, the whole bunch of them! Why do guys all think girls with long hair are the classiest, the sweetest, the most feminine? I mean, I myself know at least two hundred and fifty unclassy girls with long hair. Really.

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

I have had a few gentlemen let me know they find my manly beardiness somewhat alluring. Never any ladies though.

What does this mean? It means I get to spend the morning having the hair ripped off my body while Peeta sleeps in.

I had to grow the hair down there. But because of years of waxing, as all of us girls know, it doesn't come back quite the way it used to. They even made me a merkin - a wig - because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough.

Men, as a general rule, shy away from therapy because there is no obvious way to keep score.