Jason Witten Quotes

I love when people talk trash.

He's a good sportsman but his best at world trash talking.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

I was giving some of my teammates a hard time, saying I've got more pop than they do.

I think, in moderation, taunting is a part of life.

I'm not mean. I can't do a roast.

Everybody talks smack during games.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

My dad likes to take the mickey out of me for saying everything is 'amazing.'

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

My group of friends, we sort of go at each other pretty hard sometimes. And it's half performance, half truth that you can say cutting things to your friends that might be a little true, but as long as you package it in a joke, it becomes a little more palatable.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.

David Price comes and finds me out in the lobby and says, 'Dude, I really enjoy watching you pitch.' I'm just like, 'What's wrong with you? Watch your own games, bro. I just throw fastballs inside. You're painting all over the place, striking the world out.'

I literally cringe every time I see someone trying to trash talk. Some people just don't have it and they try, and I find that funny.

Rankings mean nothing. You have to talk trash.

I can be sarcastic.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, 'How are you, you old scoundrel!' clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel.

If you want to call me names, make jokes and doubt my intentions, go ahead, because the reality is I can take it.

We give each other a hard time, but no pranks.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.