Ryan North Quotes

Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me.

I was a mindless eater. I ate for comfort. I also ate out of boredom and habit.

Why do we get so angry at ourselves when we eat foods we love? Do you think guys walk around going, 'I just ate a cheeseburger and I'm so mad at myself?'

I love food so much, all I have to do is look at it and I gain 5 pounds.

Oh, I am such a little piggy. Everyone is always mad at me because I eat so much. They're like, 'How are you so skinny?' I eat more than my husband!

When I feel stressed, I turn to food for comfort, but I don't like to diet and I'm not good at it.

Toffee Crisp was my downfall. I once ate five at a sitting. Do you really need that third helping, Harry? My parents didn't overfeed me, nor did they make an issue of it. That's when things go wrong. It doesn't have to be a problem for children to be fat, but it does affect you: you aren't as happy in that skin.

I eat like a horse; sometimes I think I must have cancer.

I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else.

When I was a little kid, I was chunky. My mother would always joke she would have to get me husky jeans for larger kids. My wife reminds me sometimes, if I overdo it with chocolate chip cookies, that I will have to wear husky pants again.

I was fat when I was a kid. I was a little chunkier, but that's boring because everyone was fat when they were a kid, right? Didn't we all go through a chubby stage? Mine maybe lasted a little longer - mine went until, like, the end of high school.

I'm a big comfort eater, so if I'm feeling sorry for myself, I'll just stuff my face.

When I was in high school, I wanted to be so thick that I'd eat all the pizza and all the McDonald's and everything.

I like to eat a whole lot. I have an inner chubby girl, and her name is Mabel, and I feed Mabel a lot. I give her what she wants. If Mabel wants a honey bun, she gets it. If Mabel wants Krispy Kreme, she gets it. If Mabel wants fried chicken or ham hocks, she gets what she wants.

Binge eating is another eating disorder that people really don't realize is a problem.

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

Why is it when you're dieting, you crave everything?

I've always been a little soft. I like to eat.

I inherited my weight problem from my mum. She was always on diets. If there was a box of chocolates in the house, she'd eat half a chocolate, then put the other half back. She loved me, but she did encourage me to diet in my teens.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

Eating when you're not hungry and taking in that amount of food is exhausting.

My aunts still try to fatten me up.

I was heavy and overweight as a teenager, so it's hard to be cocky or egotistical.

I thought that I had a really healthy relationship with food, and I went home to my parents' house for a week because I cut my foot, and was recovering. I just ate loads, ate family meals, went along with group activities. And I realized how unhealthy my relationship actually is with food.