Kim Shaw Quotes

Dating is for tools.

I'm not very good at dating. I'm very decisive. If I like someone, then they're my boyfriend. It's pretty straightforward.

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?

Dating is... weird.

There was a time when I was willing to marry any cute boy that looked at me.

Everybody dates these days. Like you get to know someone before you end up getting married, committing for a lifetime relationship. So dating is cool, date as much as you want, get to know the person.

When you're friends with someone, you can't just go out to dinner and say 'O.K., now this is a date.' You've got to do something very different.

I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.

I'm in love with love and totally believe in marriage, but that's not even on my radar right now. I am not putting energy into dating.

What's really interesting and fun to explore is not just the falling in love and everything being great, but the obstacles to falling in love.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Love before marriage is absolutely necessary.

A lot of people head into courtship looking for fireworks. Don't pass up a chance by dumping someone after a first date because you don't feel the fireworks. The fireworks can happen at any time and be maintained.

I can't fly a flag for monogamy or whatever the opposite is; it depends on the person and on the situation.

What does 'dating' mean? I don't know. I couldn't say.

I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and did comics like 'The Nine Types of Boyfriends,' 'Sixteen Ways to End a Relationship,' 'Twenty-Four Things Not to Say in Bed,' and other arbitrarily numbered lists.

I'm finally dating. It's fun.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

I don't think Ripley is gay. He appreciates good looks in other men, that's true. But he's married in later books. I'm not saying he's very strong in the sex department. But he makes it in bed with his wife.

After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

Anthropologists have found evidence of romantic love in 170 societies. They've never found a society that did not have it.

I don't have dating tips.

I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.