Agnes Repplier Quotes

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

Comedy should be easy, not laboured.

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

Only the pun remains. The pun, beloved of Shakespeare, children and tabloid headline-writers, is normally eschewed in the modern, sophisticated circles in which I move.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

I'm a terrible punster. And I love to rhyme. I just can't help myself.

I'm probably doing puns more than anything in my life.

I think the humor of double puns is incredible.

A witty saying proves nothing.

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

I love period dramas and language, but I love comedy as well.

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation.

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

I'm truly amazed at you, Garion," Polgara said. "I didn't think you had the faintest idea of how to speak a civilized language." "Thank you," he said, "I think.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Can I ask you a question?" "You already have." He paused, considering. "Can I ask you two questions, then?" "You already have.

LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.

Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.