Paul Reiser Quotes


Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone an-inch-and-a-half away, coming at you with their eyes open and their lips puckered, you'd scream. It's alarming.


Citations

Reiser, Paul. Couplehood. Bantam Books, 1994.

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Paul Reiser
Paul Reiser
  • Born: March 30, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian, Actor, Television Writer, Musician

Paul Reiser is an American comedian, actor, television writer, and musician. He is known for his roles as Michael Taylor in the 1980s sitcom My Two Dads, Paul Buchman in the NBC sitcom Mad About You, Modell in the 1982 film Diner, Carter Burke in the 1986 film Aliens, as Detective Jeffrey Friedman in Beverly Hills Cop (1984), and Beverly Hills Cop 2 (1987), and more recently as Jim Neiman in the 2014 film Whiplash and Doug Getty in the Amazon Video series Red Oaks.