Steven Moffat Quotes

I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write.

Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to 'commit.'

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Something that always fascinated me was the psychology and the psychology differences between men and women and how we relate to one another.

All women like to look up to their men.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Women cannot complain about men until they start gettting better taste in them.

I think that there's a tendency for actors who play strong women to have them take on all the worst characteristics of men, to become cold and detached and hardened.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Men are not supposed to be mysterious. That's what you say about women. But I think men can have a little of it, too.

Until very recently men and women inhabited very separate spheres. There was always interconnection, passion, love. But men and women didn't hang out at the end of the day and chat about what their day was like at the office.

Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention.

I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?

No one knows 'men' as such, any more than anyone knows 'women,' and if they do generalise they're probably trying to hide their own ignorance. You might know one 'man,' yes, or even lots of individual 'men'.

In the end, I do think it's insulting to men and women to insist that they fit a certain profile. I never understood that.

What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

There aren't good roles for women: the female parts aren't developed: the women are serving the men.

I think that the day you've figured out the differences between women and men is the day that you're no longer attracted to women. It's the difference that is so fantastic and frustrating and angering, and really sexy.

Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.

What, do you think that feminism means you hate men?